Forky forky forky

I want to be a fork lift driver. This is my new career plan. We went to the warehouse today for a tour and I saw the forklifter drivers zipping around. Such a better job than what I have.

First of all I have to save up for a motorbike to improve my employment options.

Then I'm going to go to the gym to improve my upper body fitness (among other things). Women can more easily develop good lower body strength (ie: thighs and legs) but aren't as naturally strong in the arms, back and chest as men, so I need to do some work to match the fitness of other workers, as forklift drivers may also have other warehouse duties.

Then I'm going to get my forklift license and apply for jobs.

Why? FOR A KAJILLION REASONS:

1. They get paid better than me. Jones says so.
2. No customers
3. They get to drive around all day in a forklift, which looks really fun
4. No customers
5. No corporate bullshit
6. No customers
7. No more listening to managers bullshit on about Prada or Louis Vuitton or whatever while leaving their kids with other people for most hours out of the week
8. No customers
9. A more unionised workplace
10. No customers
11. Less stress
12. No customers, no cusomters, no customers

I want to be a fork lift driver la la la la!