Whaaaaat? Say Something!
You know those talking smileys that invade your browser via stupid banners on sites like Fagspace? "Whaaaat?" "Say something!" "Whaaat?" "Say something!"
DIE ALREADY
you may well say.
BUT! perhaps they are already dead.
Stay with me on this: maybe when tortured souls pass on to the next world, they become MSN animated smileys. They are trapped in cyberspace, unable to communicate in any other way than their programmed "Whaaaaaat?". Every "Oh my god! No waaaaay" has the voice of a tortured net-bound soul behind it, just screaming to get out. Think about how much torment that would be - the hatred spewed forth from people who forgot to mute their computer at work, and had it made bleedingly obvious to the whole floor that they were procrastinating, with their unwelcome catch phrases of eternal doom.
Alas, the more they try to break out, the stronger they are held in by shitty coding - the kind that turns MySpace into a quagmire of 404s.
That's right, you heard me. The interweb is Hell, and Microsoft is the devil. It's all so obvious.
4 comments:
Does that make Bill Gates the Anti-christ? I'm sure you'd have no trouble convincing many of this. Start a religion I say!
i am still trying to determine which server those freakin ads are served from. once i figure it out, i'll be adding that server to my blocked hosts list.
if you'd like, i'll post a copy of my hosts file which already has a huge amount of blocked ad servers.
yeah that'd be good
That is hilarious.. I love your imagination. Try writing something.. profoundly funny and filled with demon spawn who attack skinny women. And force feed them fattening food. Yeah, that'd be sweet..
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