I'm a violent monster, lock me up

I beat my wife.

I beat him for not getting me a drink quick enough. I beat him for making the same boring dinner all the time. I beat him for not agreeing with me.

Look, here's the evidence:

spiders on drugs

An info link on spiders on drugs of a different nature: http://www.trinity.edu/jdunn/spiderdrugs.htm

Spider Park

Mikey and I stayed up last night making South Park versions of ourselves, Shadi and Jones on some german website called Plenearium. The results are bowel-destroyingly funny. See for yourself:

Here's Mikey. Actually, one of Em's sisters made this. It's quite accurate though.

Here's Shadi - Mikey logged into her Lankyland account and use his admin priveleges to change this to her avatar. Then I fucked around with her signature. lolz0r.

She's a fucking dune coon. Look at her hiding in Afghanistan. HAHAHAHA. And all the icecream on her face.

Here's Jones. We tried not to make him look too stoned or give him a joint in his hand (but then he edited his own picture) or pay him out too much, because he's quit weed and is actually doing quite well at it. Despite what some idiots think, idiots who like to sit down with a joint in their hand and say "Jones, we really think you should lay off the drugs...." Fucking hypocrites.



Oh, oh and I made one of Waz, our other flatmate, and also of Mandreano. Mandreano is a pedophilic sado-masochist. I tried to capture that essence about him. And his long shiny shiny hair. No bald spot, sorry.

And finally, here's me.